Travis Scott's Cacti Agave Spiked Seltzer Isn't It

I want to start this off with saying I love Travis Scott. Antidote has been my alarm since the song came out and I don't plan on changing it anytime soon. I saw him perform at Webster Hall...way back when in 2015. I was on someone's shoulders when we made eye contact; he sprayed me with his water bottle then threw it into the crowd. I adore him and I'll always remember that moment.

However, I don't adore his Cacti Agave Spiked Seltzers. They're bitter in a way that I'd be a fan of usually but the fact that it's a seltzer throws me off. I'm looking for subtle sweetness in my bubbles. I don’t want the harshness that Travis is dishing out. Anheuser-Busch is the mastermind behind the collaboration which could've been predicted. I don't love Bud Light seltzers, I don't love Platinums. Honestly? Maybe I just have beef with AB.

Strawberry, Pineapple, and Lime are the flavors of Travis' seltzer. I think Strawberry is the least painful to drink. Pineapple and Lime are tied for last. I can't even rank accordingly because I disliked them that much. I hate to go against Travis, but I can't lie.

Anyway...let me know if I'm alone in my distaste or if there's any other anti-Cacti seltzer people out there.