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International Men's Day Is Dedicated To My Top 5

Everyone has a celebrity hall pass or a celeb crush. I have a Top 5. It's been a long time in the making to perfect and honestly, I cant say it's done. I reserve the right to change it at any time but for November 2020, I introduce my Top 5...

5. Jason Sudeikis

Jason suffers from anosmia which means he has no sense of smell. I think it's a unique fun fact. I'm yet to decide what pros or cons this would have but it's interesting. Jason also played in the 2011 and 2016 NBA All-Star Celebrity Games. He ranks #5 because his soft smile and facial hair.

4. Machine Gun Kelly

IMO, MGK is a less chaotic love interest than his BFF Pete Davidson. Pete is a toxic crush for a lot of locals but MGK is clearly the more handsome choice. He's acted in Bird Box as well as The King of Staten Island; he's got range. His latest album, Tickets To My Downfall, is all I play at the gym. Plus, he's 6'4 which is perfect for my 5'7.

3. Lil Dicky

He donates to combat climate change. He's donated to Covid relief. He has a TV show (Dave) that I can't stop re-watching. Lil Dicky checks all my boxes and when I saw him at Bonnaroo, I lost my voice. Dave Burd is a hysterical human and my #3 because his personality. Obviously, his curls and beard help his ranking too.

2. Chris Pratt

Pratt is a former Bubba Gump Shrimp employee, daytime stripper, and my #2. He is a Minnesota born man which somehow warms my heart. Not only is he #2 on my Top 5 but also on People's Sexiest Man Alive in 2014. His prime? Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.

1. Vince Vaughn

Every girl seems to have a toxic man at the top of her list, and Vince is mine. He's known to be rude to fans, doesn't own a cell phone and critics say that he hasn't produced anything noteworthy since Wedding Crashers. He's 6'5 and from Minnesota, which for the time being, is enough to make me look past the flaws. Vince is my #1 (and my phone case) because there is an indescribable quality about him that just makes me want to bake him a pie and shine his shoes.

Honorable Mentions :

Jason Segal, Dave Franco, A$AP Rocky, John Krasinski

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